- France seeks US clarification on anti-French reports in American news media
- Study shows second-hand smoke does not cause cancer. Now, let me have my cigarettes in peace!
- Bush files for re-election. Vote early, vote often. Don’t forget to tip
- Bush team, turning statecraft into stagecraft. Clowns, pony rides, and prayer circles on the horizon
- Could your secret security profile stop you from traveling? Better hope your name isn’t David Nelson
- God blast, er bless the USA!
- Some audience members told not to wear ties for Bush speech, some told not to wear pants
- JFK, Wow, you devil!
- “Low flying planes” sign at 9-11 site meant as art, good thing it wasn’t a joke
- North Korea markets ‘Healing Stone‘ to aid absent healthcare system. Next up, Dictator to announce cure for cancer lies in his fingernail clippings. The masses rejoice.
- “BushCo Reams Nation Good” No WMDs after all, no excuse for war, too late for anyone to care anymore. Ha-ha, suckers
- Tommy Chong pleads guilty in bong bust after daring, exhaustive, decades long investigation that showed the actor may have some links to drugs
- World’s record cookie baked in Texas, lured by smell, thousands of stoned Canadians arrested
- Environmentalists = Terrorists. Broad and heavy-handed legislation blurs the lines, how nice
- Finally, a heartbreaking loss for a legend of american music