<- Click me. I found this picture under a recent slate.com review/brief for Vanilla Sky.
I’m sorry to have to point this out and there is not a real delicate way to say this but, does it look like Tom Cruise is about to… well… you know… go down on someone there? When you click on the photo and see the enlarged version, you can see that it is his own hand. It’s just that it is bent in a peculiar manner. Personally I think that it is no accident. I mean look at his mouth gaping open, that *ahem* fleshy blob, jutting out at the proper angle, just the right size and degree for attack. Very odd indeed. With his muscles all tight like that and that expression on his face, makes me wonder who is behind him and what’s going on back there (okay, that’s a stretch) as well.
Of the many dozens of cream puff shots designed for media publicity and cleaned up for promotion that they must have had available to them, they pick this one? Please, it was no accident at all. Particularly in light of his most recent, yet somehow forgotten, alleged controversies. Oh well, I could be crazy.
Anyway, here at paxtonland we always look out for the important issues in life so that you won’t have to. No need for thanks, it’s our job.