Syd Allan: Frequently Asked Questions About Women catches you off guard at many points, hilarious just the same:
“My girlfriend gets very excited when I talk dirty to her in bed…. She especially seems to like it when I tell her that she is a nasty, slutty girl, and that I am going to force her to have rough sex with me and several of my male friends. Is this okay?
No, it is not.
You should be spending your time cuddling, and reading to her, and asking her if there is anything she wants you to do for her…”
(from yesterdays cruel.com, in case you missed it)