So, you may have heard that Ozzy Osbourne diagnosed with Parkin Syndrome. Oddly, Google thinks that Ozzy is the only person on earth with the disease. You know you’ve accomplished a dizzying level of partying achievement when they invent a disease just for you. Well done for him, he wins yet another first in rock history. He comments:
A doctor in Los Angeles tried to tell me I had multiple sclerosis. And I believed him until I had a second opinion. When I told my sister she said, “Not you as well? Mum had that and Auntie Elsie and your grandma.” I’m like, “Thanks for fucking telling me.” Me walking around thinking I’ve got some drug paralysis.