NPR : Seattle’s Death Cab for Cutie in Concert DCFC got an NPR feature. This is their year, if you haven’t heard them, listen.
Category: Music
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Ozzy Osbourne Diagnosed With Parkin Syndrome
So, you may have heard that Ozzy Osbourne diagnosed with Parkin Syndrome. Oddly, Google thinks that Ozzy is the only person on earth with the disease. You know you’ve accomplished a dizzying level of partying achievement when they invent a disease just for you. Well done for him, he wins yet another first in rock history. He comments:A doctor in Los Angeles tried to tell me I had multiple sclerosis. And I believed him until I had a second opinion. When I told my sister she said, “Not you as well? Mum had that and Auntie Elsie and your grandma.” I’m like, “Thanks for fucking telling me.” Me walking around thinking I’ve got some drug paralysis.
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You Can Do Anything – That You Wanna Do
Steve Burns formerly of Blues Clues has an album, “Songs For Dustmites“, produced by members of the Flaming Lips is turning out not to be so bad after all. Perhaps this is a good move for him, especially if he carries his fanbase with him.
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Buried 24 Items Deep In The News
A document leaked on the thesmokinggun.com, indicates that Michael Jackson was cleared in Feb of sexual abuse of the same boy he faces charges for now. It seems that about the same time as the Jackson special aired, someone at the boys school called the DCFS hotline.
The memo notes that the boy, now 14, and his 12-year-old brother–who also denied sexual abuse–expressed “a fondness for the entertainer and stated they enjoyed visiting his home, where they would often ride in the park, play video games, and watch movies.” The pair’s sister, now 17, told a social worker that she accompanied the boys on “sleepovers at the entertainers home,” but had “never seen anything sexually inappropriate between her brothers and the entertainer.”
But, the LA county prosecutors are pressing on with formal felony sexual abuse charges next week.
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Stop RIAA
Please sign the EFF’s RIAA Petition. Stop them from suing 12 year old girls, grandmothers, and you.
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Proposal: Strike Back At RIAA
I submit that one could record their own versions of popular songs and load their shared folder on their PC with out of key, warbling versions of popular songs. For example, one could submit their own caterwauling rendition of Madonna, Justin Timberlake, or Beyonce songs for download. Fire up KaZaa Lite, Grokster, I-Mesh, etc… make sure you have checked “Act As A Supernode” in the software, and wait for the RIAA to find you. The chances are slim they’d get you with tens of millions of users trading files and they are only nailing about 75 a day or, so we think… no one but the RIAA and their lawyers really know.
Now, when you get your subpoena, you and your lawyer submit your evidence and play for the court your atrocious and awful renditions of these popular, published and copyrighted songs. All you need to do is wait for the laughter to commence. In fact, I view it as an act of high comedy to the extreme. High enough comedy to make the media sit up and take notice. High enough comedy to make the judicial community to re-think their forced hands in recouping record company lost profits. High enough comedy to make the RIAA look terribly foolish, not that they aren’t doing a good job of that themselves.
Now, there is a catch, according to BMI, there are minimum usage fees that would need to be paid for the license of the use of the songs. But, they are not substantial and it would be very easy to prove that no profits were incurred or, more importantly, lost because the of the existence of such recordings. In fact, this very thing is done many, many times. As I understand it, you don’t need an artists permission to record their songs, you just need to pay them and their publishing companies fair and calculated share of the income you generated from them. Of course it’s a waste of the courts time, of course the judge would be angry but, you will not have broken any laws.
I know it’s a bit of a stretch but, picture someone in a courtroom, judges, lawyers, the gallery of observers… the defense attorney places a boom box on the table and plays your appallingly awful rendition of “Ooops I did it again” by Brittney Spears. That alone would be worth all the trouble….
So, grab you microphones and get to work… I dare ya.
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Did RIAA Get You?
Did the RIAA get your name? Are you next in court? The EFF’s RIAA Subpoena Database can give you some idea and some tips on how not to get caught.
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The Hunt Begins
By Ted Bridis
Associated Press
Saturday, July 19, 2003The music industry has won at least 871 federal subpoenas against computer users suspected of sharing copyrighted music files on the Internet, with roughly 75 new subpoenas being approved every day, U.S. court officials said yesterday.
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Judas Priest Reforms
Tim “Ripper” Owens is out. Rob Halford is back in.
If you recall, the film “Rockstar” was loosely based on the story of Owens. Despite the fact that Warner Brothers and Judas Priest both say that it was not. If you don’t know, the story is that Owens was fronting a Judas Priest tribute band and had a good following. Two fans of the band sent a video tape of Owens just about the time that Halford left Judas Priest. They were blown away and hired him. The rest is fairytale style folklore history.
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They’ll Never Take Me Alive!
RIAA announced that, as of yesterday, they will begin to prosecute individual file sharers. Using the file sharing networks and information about your machine that is widely available on those networks, they will force your ISP to provide your identity. Thanks to the new Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DCMA), they will sue you for the penalties that are provided for up to $150,000.00 for each violation. Many record company industry executives vehemently cite internet file sharing as the cause for the 25% dip in revenues. Which, according to most reports I find, have fallen from $14.6 billion in 1999 to $12.6 billion in 2002.
Some points to consider:
1). Record company profits have declined at the same rate that other “luxury” consumable item profits have declined. In a bad economy, here at paxtonland, we buy bread and not CD’s with our money. It’s just as simple as that. I’m comfortable with the notion that this scenario is playing out across the country. Common sense tells me that you can’t arrest, terrorize and sue the public or, into providing your missing profits. That only works in other countries and your company name has to start with “Bech” and end in “tel.”
2). Add to that the fact that they aren’t getting away with packing 1 – 2 good songs and 8 – 10 bad, filler songs on a CD that basically sucks. They just can’t get away with it anymore. Meanwhile, while CD sales are down, they still have to spend the money to promote an artist, produce the video, and back a tour… all based upon the salability of 1 or 2 songs… that’s just a bad business model. Which may have worked in the past but, won’t work now. People are testing the quality of albums with file sharing programs. If file sharing has hurt the record industry, it’s because they are sampling the hype and deciding, rightfully so, that it’s not work spending money on. RIAA can’t force me to buy crap, no matter how hard they try. What about you?
3). Whether RIAA sues you or not, the artists will still make very little money from their efforts. A CD costs about .20 to produce, in mass quantities, the resale value is about $14.00, about a 7000% markup. There is something basically wrong with that and no business model can survive under that construct. Meanwhile, the artist earns less that a percent or two of that figure. That is, unless they are with an independent label or, they self distribute. Therein lies the real crux of the matter. Many artists have fled the large and greedy labels due to the fact that the labels simply aren’t paying their work. Meanwhile the independent labels are all saying the same thing, “We’re having the best year we’ve ever had! Whooo hoo!”
4). File sharing is, as defined by the DCMA, not stealing. In fact it is a copyright violation. This is an important distinction to make. Notice that, this is not like Comcast and other cable companies who used the FBI to arrest “usage violators” and charge them under new and poorly conceived hacking laws.
5). Don’t think for a moment that they really care about the individual sharer. They are more concerned with the file sharing networks themselves. Since they couldn’t stop Grokster and KaZaa from doing their thing and providing the mechanism for sharing. They are attempting to frighten you into not sharing your files. If you ask me, it’s a very effective strategy. Imagine, KaZaa with 10,500,000 leachers and not many sharers? Anyway, like the war on drugs, RIAA, in a veiled effort, is saying that they are targeting the “dealers” and not the “users.”
The bottom line for me is this: the artists that I like, I support and buy their CD’s and other things when I have the money to do so. If I have mp3 versions of their songs, it’s because I have already bought the album, then the 8 track, then the cassette, then the CD… hey, how many times do I have to buy the license to use the material before I’m not asked to pay again?
There will be a couple of cases that will emerge, fairly quickly. Like the collage students this winter that were sued, they will probably attempt to settle out of court rather than fight. Hopefully, they will fight but, it is likely that they will not. Anyway, the last time that I checked, paxtonland labs exposure according to the DCMA would be worth about $487,500,000.00 owed to RIAA. Calculate yours, just of fun… I’ll write RIAA a check if you will.
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Smells Like Courtney Love’s Media Empire
VH1 names Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” the number one most important song of the last 25 years. What a revolting development. With MTV, Nickelodeon, and VH1 I’m now torn if MTV is the most evil corporate media machines in the universe. They are in a close tie with Time Warner/AOL and Microsoft in my mind. Regardless, I can’t believe that this came on top of the list. But, considering that A). the last 25 years means since 1978. slim pickins musically speaking. And B). consider the other songs near the top, “Billie Jean” by Michael Jackson, “Sweet Child O’ Mine” by Guns N’ Roses, “One” by U2 and the nauseating list goes on.
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, Nirvana single handedly killed both the metal music genre as well as punk rock with that song. So, perhaps in light of that, it is the most important depending on your point of view.
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From the “Regrettable Music” Dept.
One Hundred Albums You Should Remove from Your Collection Immediately. Or, the “Holy Mystic Processed Reconstituted Cheese Rock Dead Album List.”
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Processed Reconstituted Fromunda Cheese Rock
Does your heavy metal rock god *ahem* measure up? Find out.
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Great White Fire, Mullets Said Not To Be A Factor
If you haven’t heard yet, there was a fire at a Great White concert in Providence the death toll is up to 95. Apparently the band’s (potentially unauthorized) pyrotechnics ignited a blaze. The nightclub, mostly wooden went up in flames in a matter of minutes (video). They still can’t find the guitar player, Ty Longley. The Great White Website and The Station’s website (the venue) seem to be down. The Station messageboard still seems to be working)(CNN): Jack Russell, the lead singer for the band Great White, said in an interview Friday morning that he quickly realized things had gone very wrong with the band’s pyrotechnic show. “I tried to put it out with water bottles,” he said. “There were no fire extinguishers on the stage. The worst part was when the lights went out.”
The BBC has the video, pretty disturbing. Plus (as usual) their coverage is better too: Michelle Craine of West Warwick, who was waiting to hear about a missing friend, told the Associated Press news agency that many people were terribly injured. “They were completely burnt. They had pieces of flesh falling off them,” she said. “It was the worst thing I’ve ever seen,” she said.
At 95 dead, this has got to be the worst concert accident in modern times, I would venture to guess. What is worst, they in effect, killed their own fans in one of the most startling displays I’ve ever heard of. I doubt very seriously that this will be Great White’s come back year.
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Holy Cow
I was floored. The more I look at his face, the more I begin to believe that he was injured far more badly in his fire accident in `84. There is no way that that kind of reconstruction is a product of vanity. I simply can’t buy that.