President Bush, who will mark the remembrance of Sept. 11 by visiting three terrorist attack sites, plans to start the observances in prayer and close them with a prime-time address to the nation.
Afterward, there will be a hot dogs, chips and dip, a three-legged race, fireworks, and a 3000 mile wide image of the American flag will be displayed on the moon in laser light, while the New York Philharmonic Orchestra booms the national anthem from giant orbiting satellite speakers in space.
Anyone caught not honoring the festivities your government has carefully planned for you will face the minimum mandatory sentance….