Forwarded by Gary:
> Normally to do not respond to chain letters. I get
> hundreds of them from my Aunt alone, few hundred from
> xxxxx xxxxx and few hundered from xxx when he is
> drunk and I hope you are not joining their ranks.
> Have a good day and we will talk to later.
> ** Gary **
My reply:
I wouldn’t be so quick to dismiss this.
I was given $1000.00 by Bill Gates, personally! Who told me that I was
given a free trip to Disney! I cracked open some of the lifetime supply
of free beer given to me by the Miller Brewing Company to celebrate. I’ll
have plenty of spending money for the trip, cause, so far… I’ve manged
to save 1,500,000 dollars from the $15.00 I am being paid for each time
I forward information about 1st. National Bank to my closest family and
friends… and the checks just keep on coming! Anyway, I’ll have lots
to wear cause of the Gap! and all of the clothing credits because of the
massive numbers of times I’ve forwarded information to my family and friends!
Anyway, I’ll call you from Disney with my new Nokia Mobile Phone while
on the trip, cause I was able to forward thier message to 8 of my closest
family and friends! On they way, we’re going to stop at every Applebee’s
restaurant and eat for FREE! Because I forwarded their message to 100
of my closest friends! It’s gonna be great… Oh, and the baby will have
case upon case of free baby formula, thanks to the Gerber corporation
and the 100 people whom I informed of their wonderful products!
And best of all, I’m typing this e-mail on the new IBM computer that
I was given because I was among the first people to submit their message
to 15 of my closest friends.
So, don’t be so quick to knock chain letters. Thanks to them, I’ll never
have to work another day, for the rest of my life!
However, I do want you to know that all of that success comes at a heavy
price:
I will need to have my impotence cured, thank god for Viagra. I’ll be
able to pay for the Viagra with the money that I will get for refinancing
my house. However, there isn’t much I can do about my weight gain and
baldness but, there are some very promising remedies that I am participating
in. The drawback is that this is all very expensive too but, thanks to
the Next Card Visa and my Capitol One Mastercard that is on the way, I’ll
be able to pay for my baldness and obesceity cures!
Of course, the when the credit card debt begins to get out of hand, I
will be eligible for Free Debt Reduction, thank god for that. I am pretty
depressed about all of this, fortunately, I will be getting my Prosac
in the mail any day now! Not only that but, I have plenty of friends willing
to cheer me up! Jenny, Cloe, Rachel, Kerri, and Kimmie are willing to
be my friends, all for one low price. Who knows maybe I’ll get lucky!
I know one thing is for sure, I can gamble for free at the Luxury Internet
Casinos… and all of my luck could change overnight!!!
(sources: My inbox!)
c’ya -ddp