Doritos, having run out of marketing ideas, are selling this black bag, non-branded tortilla chip in local stores, maybe near you too? They’re asking us to name them.
Paige says they taste like a hot dog. Damian says they taste like either Gardetto’s or some kind of cheddar ranch combo.
Personally, I think they taste like a cheeseburger. A McDonald’s cheeseburger at that, with all the pickles, onions, and crap like that… um… ew.
Next up, frog leg and soy sauce Doritos, mmmmmmm…. Or, maybe mushroom and swiss Doritos? Oh, I know… how about head cheese and hawt sauce!