CNN.com – Powell reassures allies after strikes – October 8, 2001 U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell plans to travel to India and Pakistan at the end of the week… Holy crap I wish they wouldn’t do that. And, by the way, has anyone seen Dick Cheney alive and walking around? I think that his head is being kept alive in a jar up in an orbiting command center in a geosyncronous orbit at 80,000 feet. Christ, I’ve seen Elvis more than this guy… where is he?