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  • All The World Missing Left Socks!

    Someone set up a cute site to act as a personals for missing socks. Although, it’s not exactly a new idea. I wonder if he will accept submissions in metric tons. Here at paxtonland, I’d say we have about 17 metric tons of unmatched, lonely socks… looking for a mate. (link via memepool).

  • Online Suicide

    At metafilter, there is a discussion of a young man who killed himself while in an IRC chatroom.

    Back in the early 90’s I remember a challenge was issued offering cash to a person who would commit suicide online. Rumor was, at the time, that someone actually did it… I never learned if it were true or, not.

    This time unfortunately, it was true and it did happen. Now the friends, family and onlookers are left to sort out the aftermath.

    Very sad indeed.

  • Flash Fun

    Try squares for killing off your evening.

  • Boy, Do We Get E-mail

    More strange e-mail from the internet.

    This time, all the humor isn’t in the e-mail itself rather, its in the translation:
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  • Live From Baghdad

    TheStar.com – Gulf war stars CNN as itself

    Instead, Live From Baghdad is just much more propaganda from the company that seems to want a war so that it can … what? Regain top spot in the news network ratings race? Relive CNN’s glory days?

    How else to explain why the movie repeats the lie – perpetuated in 1990 by the Kuwaiti government, the giant Hill & Knowlton P.R. company, the media and President George Bush I that Iraqi soldiers ripped Kuwaiti babies out of their incubators and left them “to die on the cold floor”?

    Worked like a charm back then, helping to shape world opinion against Saddam and Iraq – until it was exposed as the not-so-carefully crafted fiction that it was. Yet, here is that propaganda again in Live From Baghdad. Why?

    Interesting reading. I saw the movie in question tonight on HBO myself. It did seem a little bit self-congratulatory. It did seem to take a flattering look at itself and the CNN news machine.

    But then again, journalists will probably have more than one opinion about this film. Some will love it for documenting their craft. Others will hate it for many other reasons.

  • Gigantic Fried Foul

    Watch the Movie

    This video (on the left) was prepared by the Underwriters Laboratories to warn of the dangers of deep frying turkeys. Now, I wouldn’t advise doing what they did; placing a partially frozen, overweight turkey into an overfilled, overhot turkey fryer. But, they had a point to prove. I think that the circumstances in which they illustrate their point are a bit extreme, however, there are surely people who will unwittingly repeat this performance exactly.

    Everyone is, apparently, frying a turkey this year. Millions of people will be in their backyards dipping the hapless fowl in vats filled with near boiling oil. This is a note to those of you that are trying this feat for the first time to be exceptionally careful. Although the process should be relatively straight forward, accidents can and will happen.

    Having done this myself, I can give you a couple of pointers:

    Before you fry the bird, fill the intended pot with water and immerse your turkey and check the amount of water it displaces. Once you have a good idea of the safe margin, make a mark inside the pot. This will save you a great deal of trouble later.

    Don’t bother with injection marinades. In my opinion, they simply foul the oil (which can be reused several times if you don’t burn it) with the residue of burned seasonings. For my time and trouble, most of the marinade escaped the bird as steam and what was left behind offered little in the way of taste enhancement. Save the marinade injection for smaller pieces of chicken and such. Don’t bother to try and marinade a 16lb. turkey. In fact, the concept simply doesn’t work beyond 1/3 -1/4 inch of the meat.

    Follow the instructions and safety precautions for your particular fryer implicitly. It’s just as simple as that. Many of these things are flimsy three-legged affairs that do seem quite unstable. When you are dealing with several gallons of flammable hydrocarbons, it’s best to play it safe as you can. Although I’ve conducted several searches, I’ve yet to see a news item or testimonial of a person dying or, even injured as a result of one of these things. That doesn’t mean it does not happen.

    Don’t be too afraid of the thing. Once you lower the bird (s-l-o-w-l-y) into the oil it will steam like a locomotive. The oil will be rocking and rolling like crazy as the water molecules the oil can get to are exploding violently. When the time is up and you retrieve the carcass from the oil, it will resemble a burn victim. Arms and legs splayed out with black and charred flesh. Don’t worry it’s not ruined. When you’re ready to carve the thing, you’ll enjoy a good turkey and get a lot of compliments. do enjoy. Remember, the boob in the back yard didn’t really work as hard as the poor sap that spent 6 hours preparing all the other thanksgiving crap. Don’t take credit away from them.

    For myself and my family, I’ll go with brined turkey every time. More on that later…

  • Flash Fun

    For you, faithful reader, I submit Weebl and Bob. It’s made the rounds indeed but, its still a source of amusement to me. Not sure why.

  • 9/11 Tribute Sites

    Be on the lookout for 9/11 memorial contributions… There are quite a few already: yahoo, google, ebay, netscape, and many many more. Have you spotted any?

  • Are New Veterans as Good as the Old?

    are_we_as_good.jpg12 years ago, I was discharged from the military. Among the first things that I did was to join a local VFW (Veterans of Foreign Wars) outpost. The older fellows there (WWI, WWII and Korean era) welcomed me unconditionally. However, there were very few Vietnam era veterans there. Those that were there kept to themselves… Not one of them even offered me a handshake in friendship. I didn’t last long at my local chapter of the VFW. I shrugged that off and headed over to the American Legion. Same treatment. Welcomed by the old guys, shunned by the middle-aged guys. Being among the first of the returning wave of “new veterans,” I’m sure that scene repeated itself across the country and still is today.

    In the 1970’s, the Vietnam Veterans of America (VVA) was formed to represent the interests of Vietnam era veterans. The belief was generally held, at that time, that the traditional veterans groups (VFW, American Legion, etc…) did not represent the needs and issues that are unique to Vietnam era veterans. The VVA now represents over 50,000 members in 525 chapters in the U.S. I’m sure that the returning veterans of the Vietnam war felt much the same as I did. 20 years earlier, they stood in the same place as I did, among veterans from another generation, not feeling very welcome.

    Now, the ranks of the WWI generation of veterans has nearly all died. The WWII era veterans are dying at an increasing rate. The Vietnam veterans now all but control not only the VFW but, also the American Legion and the Disabled American Veterans. With the VVA, they also have an exclusionary group dedicated to their needs. Now, Vietnam era veterans nearly all but represent the entirety of most veterans groups, advocacy, and information.

    I think that it is time for the “new veterans,” veterans discharged from between 1980 and present to organize their own group as well. I fear that the current Vietnam focused veterans groups have exhibited the same behavior that they experienced in the past. The same behavior that caused so much resentment that they formed their own groups. Much of this is understandable, veterans groups are largely social organizations based upon common characteristics. I did not fight along side these men. I did not live through the same struggles and have the same problems as these men. I cannot reminisce about experiences I did not have. I can listen and learn from their stories but, that isn’t enough either. This is the primary reason for the need for a “new veterans” organization. Perhaps there are some, if so, let me know. There are a lot of veterans groups but, most are focused. Veterans For Peace interests me most currently, even though peace is not very popular right now.

    I was hopeful that my feelings and experiences were unique. I held the hope that the “new veterans” have not been shunned and made to feel as if an unwelcomed outsider, as I was. From the personal discussions and non-scientific surveys that I have conducted, I can say that I am not alone in my feelings.

  • Sound Off Like You’ve Got a Pair!!!

    r_lee_ermey.jpg R. Lee Ermey, most famous in his role as Gunnery Sgt. Hartman in Full Metal Jacket. A role for which he was not originally cast. He actually was on the set as a technical advisor and to show the actor that was cast how to be play the part. He did such a superb job they re-cast the role for him. Among the many other roles he has played, he was notably in The Boys in Company C as a drill instructor and Apocalypse Now, as an helicopter pilot.

    He is currently being seen on Mail Call for the History Channel. Readers e-mail questions for the show to answer. Not a completely original idea but, Ermey takes the format to the extreme. Not only explaining each answer but, often demonstrating an example as well. All while delivering his answers in the fine Marine style that he embodies.

    When I first saw Full Metal Jacket, I was amazed by the character he portrayed. Amazed really isn’t the word. To me, his performance represented the ultimate Marine drill instructor. His appearance, his bearing, and especially his voice, in my mind, could be hailed as the example of a Marine Gunnery Sgt.

  • I Love Food Too Much

    The food timeline will occupy too much of your time, if you love food too. (old link, worth a look tho)

  • Software Update

    I’ve finally updated the software selection for the month of July.

    Last month’s entry was ieSpell which was recently updated, make sure and download the newest version when you get a chance. It’s worth it.

    The author of the software was kind enough to e-mail me and let me know that the newest version has been released. Included is right click support, which was lacking in the previous release.

  • Spank Your Kids? Listen up…

    spanking_icon.jpg The most comprehensive study about corporal punishment to date has been recently released. An analysis of 62 years and 88 studies has concluded that corporal punishment does more harm than good. The research, as well as the response, is being published this week in Psychological Bulletin, a publication of the American Psychological Association (APA).

    I don’t doubt the veracity of the study, especially not having read it. I do think, however, that it is of little use to normal people. I’m sure that several conclusions can be drawn from it but, how much if it is useful outside the mental health community? As a parent, the things that have “guided my hand” are:

    1. How angry am I?

    If I’m not being rationally angry or, if I’m a little angry… I’ve learned that is the worst time to decide to spank. Period. I always allow myself a cooling off period to determine the best course of action

    2. How old is the child?

    Babies that are under 18 months benefit very little from spankings. Their memory is very short and an awful lot of pain needs to be applied for them to remember and learn new behavior patterns at that age. Similarly, 10 or 11 is too old. If the child cannot modify his own behavior using the rules that you have carefully set forward, then spanking will be of little use. Except to satisfy your own anger, which if true, is indeed unfortunate for the child to say the least… to say the most, it’s quite simply child abuse. Hint to young parents, get to work now, by age 10, it’s too late.

    3. What happened?

    Was someone hurt or, placed in danger because of the actions of the child? Did they place themselves in danger? If so, then a the rule of spanking must be applied in a consistent manner. Otherwise, alternative methods of punishment should be examined. This has always been my criteria for deciding if a spanking was necessary. If no one was hurt, then applying hurt probably won’t help or teach them much.

    4. Do the ends justify the means?

    If the act so severe that a spanking was warranted, then make it a memorable incident. If you are going to use pain as an behavioral aversion tactic, don’t tap the kid’s backside with the tip of your little finger. Always measure the pain delivered, make the child understands how many they will get then, deliver it in a consistent and “purposeful” manner.

    5. Follow through… After the pain.

    Deal with the aftermath and tears in a loving manner. If needed, walking away for a moment to allow some reflection is good but, come back and speak to the child. Hold them and let them know you love them and aren’t angry with them anymore, etc. Don’t allow them to sit in solitary confinement… they will forget quickly what they did to get them in their predicament. What will echo in their mind is what you did, not what they did. Use the time after a spanking to it’s best. Most parents miss this part.

    If you are going to use corporal punishment, use it in an effective, consistent, and controlled manner. Use only your hand (no wood, belts, paddles, etc…) Demonstrate carefully that hazardous, malicious, and careless behavior has a dire consequence. If you can’t apply most of what I mentioned above to most situations, then don’t spank. Use it as a last resort and as an ultimate penalty. Otherwise, they will quickly become immune to it. When a person becomes immune to violence, not only do I consider it be abuse but, I also believe that it will teach the child to deal with the rest of their lives in a violent manner as well.

  • k5 Suffers

    Rusty announces that kuro5hin is out of money… Small wonder.

    Well, I’ve already spoken my piece elsewhere.

    I hope for the best for them, I think they are a superbly valuable resource to the web community. However, I fear the worst for them at the same time. I’m not close enough to the inner workings of these types of communities to help them but, perhaps they’ll listen to reason and live on.

  • He’s The Man In A Box

    lane_staley_icon.jpg Layne Staley, lead singer of Alice In Chains was found dead in Seattle today, a victim of a drug overdose. He was 34. He was another fuckhead heroin addict with no ability for self control in the face of success. I feel badly for my generation… and I feel badly for him. I also marvel at the apparent lack of ability to control compulsive consumption of drugs and alcohol in my generation. I thought the boomers were bad, we’re really no better A lot of good people have taken themselves out.

    On the other hand, that’s less of them to compete with for the good seats at McDonalds when the rest of us get old. I guess there is a bright side to just about everything.

    I think that they changed the course of music. So many bands since them have modeled their sound after AIC, too many probably. Staley had a voice like no other. There have been many, many imitators (Stone Temple Pilots, Creed, etc…) but, no AIC. They still have an incredible following amongst their fans and have probably picked up as many fans since their last work in 1995 as they did while they were working. What really makes me sad and angry is that they well could have kicked Metallica’s ass for the title of Rock God Superband but, the couldn’t keep this guy straight and productive. I would even go out on the limb and speculate that they could have gone as far as Led Zeppelin if they had wanted to. Now, we are going to have to stare at Hetfield for another 20 years, yeeech.