Debate questions we’d really like

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Debate questions we’d really like to see (inspired and contributed by Kelly
Mendenhall):

  1. Who would win, between you, in a fist fight? Arm wrestling match? Farting
    contest?
  2. Please count up the number of favors you owe big business, hollywood, and
    special intrest groups
  3. Which one of you is closer to actually working a single day in your life?
  4. Can you control your wife?
  5. Do you really think you’re fooling anyone?
  6. Since it is an aparent draw as to which of you is more attractive, which
    of you has the larger penis?
  7. Gentlemen, if you had to, would you rather make love to Janet Reno or Madeleine
    Albright?
  8. How do you plan to address the growing crop circle and cattle mutilation
    problem in the United States?
  9. Mr. Gore, since you invented the Internet, where can I find the best porn
    sites?
  10. Mr. Bush, who is the current governor of Texas? Take your time – you may
    use a lifeline if you need to.
  11. If you could change one thing about your wives, would you make their breasts
    bigger or make their asses smaller?