Canada decriminalizes pot, making it less of a crime to posses 30 grams (about 1 ounce) or less. Since this is a blatant and obvious terrorist plot, U.S. trade “war declaration” eminent. Hey, don’t those damn Canadians speak French too! Yes! They do! And Canada is chock full Muslims!
GeeDubbya, Ashcroft, and the “Drug Czar,” and even the baby Jesus are in a high state of piss-off over this. They view Canada as a fine supplicant nation and can’t understand this criminal terrorist shift. Swift action is assured, this will not stand:
Bush: “Pot! Canada! Legal!? What are they thinking! Hey, isn’t Canada were you got those bad-ass Cuban cigars? and one kind of Whiskey too, what was it called?”
Ashcroft: “Yes it is. And that ‘one kind of whiskey’ as you put it, is called Bush Pilot Reserve. I can’t believe you don’t remember that.”
Bush: “Well, whatever… it was a long night. Just get Rumsfeld on the phone and tell him to mobilize the 101st. As soon as that god-damned SARS is cleared up, I want tanks in Toronto… And pick me up some Cigars and Whiskey.”
Ashcroft: “Right That damn flag looks like a pot leaf anyway.”
Bush: “French assholes…”