From the paxtonland contact form:
On 2005-02-23 at 20:35:13,
The following information was submitted:
Name = Riley Ruesan
Submitted by = [withheld to protect his stupid yet, innocent friend]
comments =
Hi. Im using my friends email. But I 100% disagree, For one, Bush is religious. Mabe you need to stop critisizing his christianity and Get some god in your life. Im not saying he is a saint, he has made bad descions, But he has kept my and your country alive.So show some respect. And no I dont agree with the not letting gays marry, but come on! He is just as good as you. and if he DID do pot that only shows he human. Wish I could say that about you.
Riley, thank you for pointing out One True Way through the kindness, understanding and patience that people like you exhibit in such grand abundance to me. Next, I am confident that forgiveness shall follow. Now, with my new-found enlightenment, all has become clear to me now:
I am grateful to the 53% of voters whom also have been touched by god, thereby putting him into office. I’m grateful to the almighty intervention at the polls, for finding as many faithless (as I was) democrats and illegally barring them from casting their filthy vote for the degenerate democratic panderers. I’m grateful they did nothing to stop this. I’m, grateful in retrospect, that he was placed into his highest and most noble calling by the guiding hand of our lord who stopped evildoers from doing satans work at the polls. Thank god almighty that the voice of the people was subdued by the supreme court, during his first election and our new leader could begin his holy quest for righteousness.
I thank god that he was able to rest by staying on vacation for a record setting 42% of his first year in office. As it turns out, he would sorely need the rest. God knows all and prepares the ready, in his own ways. The difficult times since Sept. 11 2001 have proven gods purpose for young George.
God has delivered his message through George and he has repealed more civil rights for Americans and especially for U.S. immigrants, since Abraham Lincoln… with more rights evaporating everyday. Thankfully, I say that I am honored to sacrifice more and more of my personal freedoms to the great cause of liberty from tyranny. I should only be a matter of time until stupidity such as I have spewed copiously throughout these pages will also soon be stopped. Praise god.
I am only too fortunate and hopeful to have granted, though never asked, nearly 200 billion dollars to fight evil across the world. I am grateful to the record-breaking deficit that spending has incurred and indeed view it as a very small price for my children to have to pay. For only George, his followers and god can know it’s true purpose and the righteous vindication that it will bring.
Upon guidance from god, he was told by angels to seek weapons of mass destruction and proved links to Bin Laden. Unfortunately, Satan himself, the ultimate terrorist, has intervened and made our glorious George to appear as if a fool in front of the world, as the lack of evidence of those two things have even been admitted to by the white house. George wasn’t angry, nor was he deterred from his holy quest, nor will you be.
He has, through god, preserved my peace by through war in two countries. By sacrificing the lives of nearly 1,700 Americans, injuring another 10,000, sending over 16,000 ungrateful Iraqi citizens to an early grave and injured another 25,000, I am finally free of terror.
With all of those great accomplishments behind him and many more in front of him… how can I, a degenerate and faithless liberal, dare to criticize him in these endeavors and during our most darkest hour of need? How could I have been so foolish to question the motivations of a man placed into office by the largest political campaign fund raising effort in the history of the world? How could I have foolishly assumed that millions of Americans have died to allow me the right to say whatever I damned well please?
I can only hope and pray for your forgiveness, Riley… The forgiveness of George and all of his followers… The forgiveness of the 53%… The forgiveness of our government… And finally, the forgiveness of god, who most wisely, guides my governments deeds, words and actions in spite of me and my ungrateful mannerisms and my rejection of it’s most holy countenance.
God spare me and hold me in low esteem and may he allow me to creep from the mire and pith of my own damnation. Enlightenment is the first step in the path to righteousness. May god help me and may he continue to help you.