I’d Disclose The Reason For This But, Then I’d Have To Kill You

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Sen. Reid watching State of the Union from secure location

Reid: “Oh, hi Mr. Cheney! How’s it going? Nice undisclosed location you got here.”

Cheney: “Hey! Who let you in here? Get the hell out of here!”

Reid: “But sir, I’m supposed to be here, remember?”

Cheney: “Remember your ass out of here, this is my undiclosed location, get your own undisclosed location… forget you ever saw me.”

Reid: “Yes sir!” Sorry Sir!”