Good Is On His Side

UK Court refuses trial by combat.

After entering a not guilty plea, he threw down his unconventional challenge. Humphreys, from Bury St Edmunds, said: “I was willing to fight a champion put up by the DVLA, but it would have been a fight to the death.”

He asked the court to pick a champion of it’s choice. Now, I’m for that, I’m looking in the books to see if we have deuling laws or, other combat options under the law here too. Hell yes, allow me to step into court with my assistant, my claymore, and my good heart against the evil gub’ment system.

Anyway, the must’ve been scared shitless of the old kook because they turned him down and fined him an additional $300.

Stinking cowards. Sent in by Rich.