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Conn. airport terminal evacuated after boxcutter was found in trashcan

A box-cutter found in a restroom prompted the evacuation of a terminal at Bradley International Airport in Windsor Locks, Conn., Tuesday. The Transportation Security Administration ordered the evacuation of the airport’s new concourse just after 3 p.m., when a cleaning crew reported finding the box-cutter in a garbage can of a women’s bathroom…

Flatulence was also reported to be heard from the mens room… a SWAT team was dispatched and aprehended a middle-aged man who looked suspiciously pale and was reportedly also red-faced.