Ashcroft: “Keeping People Terrified Since 2000”

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Nuclear experts scour cities for ‘dirty’ bombs, other terrorist weapons

That also includes the mens restroom at Stuckey’s after the all you-can-eat breakfast bar closes on Sunday around 11:30 am?

Justice Department officials believe that it will finally provide enough probable cause to finally haul in Bill Clinton and toss him in a hole in Guantanamo Bay with the other terrorists?

Anyway, from the article:

Two days before New Year’s Eve, Energy Department nuclear experts detected radiation coming from a storage rental building near downtown Las Vegas. The White House was called. FBI agents secured the site.

Scientists sent a robot into the building, and it retrieved a duffel bag with a stainless steel capsule of radium used for treating cancer. The homeless man who provided them with a key to the storage site said he’d found the capsule a few years earlier. Officials breathed easier.

Lord help us from the actual terrorists with real plans.