The MTV premiere of The Osbournes starts tonight at 10:30 PM EST. Do try and catch Sharon Osbourne’s latest genius in action as she turns MTV and her family into a living breathing commercial for her main act. Speaking of which, Ozzfest stands to top the touring acts of 2002 in revenues and attendance. Despite the fact that Ozzy is on his 3rd retirement from touring. I swear, he retires every time he gets involuntarily thrown into rehab, caught shagging a groupie, or busted for urintating on a national shrine.
Seriously, you also should check out the Osbournes views on parenting for a hearty laugh. Ironically, they are typical overindulgent boomer parents struggling with the ultimate example of “Do As I Say, Not as I Do” with their children: “Now, Jack… please don’t snort cocaine from your girlfriends tits at the dinner table!” Can you imagine having the most insane bastard on earth for a father figure? I mean, not just insane but, one that could party your young ass under the table and then some… Remarkable life that man has led, indeed remarkable. Now, if Sharon can just keep him alive for one more year… That will be remarkable.