Sheriff Robert A. Ficano’s initiative for protecting children from cyber strangers and cyber dangers is a well-meaning effort. Not to knock the charitable at heart but, this is one of the most unusable pages I’ve ever seen. (sent in by Nathan Hughes). I mean, wow… words just can’t describe.
Category: Humor
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Lost Your Tax Forms, Eh?
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Internal Revenue Service, which holds taxpayers strictly liable for accurate tax returns, is working to account for more than 2,300 computers that have gone missing over the past three years.
A recent Treasury Department audit was unable to determine whether the laptops and other small computers were lost, stolen or simply not properly documented. The IRS is reasonably sure that none contained sensitive taxpayer data or could provide a way for hackers to break into the tax agency’s secure main computers.
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It Only Comes Around Once a Year…
Gary has given us all his own Christmas celebration again this year. It’s a long standing family tradition for all of us.
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Dirty Dozen
The Lion and the Lamb Project have released their annual dirty dozen list of 2001-02. Mostly video games (traditionally) I noticed that missing from their list is “Debbie Does The NBA” and “Deep Throat – Swallowing The Legend of Zelda.” Could someone send them an e-mail and let them know? Oh nevermind, I will.
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Keep On Truckin’
Using life-sized figures, man builds a diarama in the bed of his pickup. It shows a smiling George W. Bush lynching Osama bin Laden and holding the terrorist leader’s heart on a stake.Now, I wonder how far down the road I’d get if I had the same comedic horror in reverse in the bed of my truck?
“I question his wisdom in doing it, but I don’t question his anger,” said Berlet, a senior analyst at Political Research Associates, a Massachusetts think-tank that studies bigotry and authoritarianism. Speechless, I’m just rendered speechless. Well, I can say this, I would not want to be the man who drives this vulgar vehicle through Dearborn, MI.
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A 7$ ticket straight to hell
Betty Bowers (America’s Best Christian, and a Better Christian Than You) hilariously reviews the movie Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone:
“I just returned from a private screening, followed by a rather edgy dinner with a very angry Jesus (it is no wonder how, after a tense meal with Him, His disciples told everyone in town that was their “last supper” with Jesus!). I can tell you that Jesus is furious (and has perilously veered off His Adkins diet).”
Too funny not to read. Do promise you’ll take a moment and cruise the entire site if you have never seen it. I know, for some, it’s an old link but, we should revisit some of the real masterworks from time to time.
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Attention — Apologies to German Speaking People
Das machine is nicht fur gerfingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der Sprinngwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das Dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das Pockets. Relaxen und watch das blinkenlights.I first saw this sign while in Korea, but the bottom half of it was torn off so, I never knew what it said beyond “Das rubbernecken.” part.
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